Your mission, should you choose to accept
Your orders are: to find one, missing bedskirt
The whereabouts of said bedskirt have been unknown as of 11/12/05, the day of THE MOVE.
Obvious locations have been checked (like in the box with the rest of the bedding)
We're counting on you to find said bedskirt before the housewarming party or we shall be forced to buy new bedding.
Best of Luck
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