when i was in high school, so many of the girls on the x-c team milked their shin splints for everything. it got around that you could say shin splints and you got out of any speed work out.
that disturbed me so much i never recognized my own a few years ago and am still embarrassed to say i had them. pretending to be injured... SCARS PEOPLE FOR LIFE.
... same morons who pretended to be injured also always seemed to be having their period. convenient. guess jfk couldn't say that pretending to have your period is not allowed. men can't say period. PERIOD!
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That's hilarious!
Yes Drill Sergeant!!
"Second, third and fourth winds are almost guaranteed."
make sure you remember that one, elizabeth! just wander up to some random person and tell them how you met your hubby, that should do the trick! ;)
awesome! two of my uncles are running, one rookie and one vet. you'll love the stretch on the AT, guaranteed to inspire 2nd, 3rd and 4th winds....
Would any runner ever pretend they are inuured???
It's usually the other way around...
too funny!
That is SO funny!
That is hilarious!
What if it's a fatigue related injury? Do you then have to walk it out?
when i was in high school, so many of the girls on the x-c team milked their shin splints for everything. it got around that you could say shin splints and you got out of any speed work out.
that disturbed me so much i never recognized my own a few years ago and am still embarrassed to say i had them. pretending to be injured... SCARS PEOPLE FOR LIFE.
... same morons who pretended to be injured also always seemed to be having their period. convenient. guess jfk couldn't say that pretending to have your period is not allowed. men can't say period. PERIOD!
ha ha! "pretend you are injured...." I love it!
Too funny! I'm just picturing some guy walking the course telling someone on the ground, "get up you baby and stop pretending to be hurt!"
Thats some true ultra running thoughts there..
Go get em!!!!
I love it!! You are gonna do awesome. I can't wait to hear all about it! Goodluck!
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